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Kitchen Sink, Canadian Fink and Political Stink

It’s crunch time for U.S. Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Tomorrow the registered voters of Ohio, Texas, Vermont and Rhode Island will either close the door on Ms. Clinton’s attempt to move back into the White House by denying her one or more major victories, or allow her to convince herself, her husband, and their various minions of mirth, to continue throwing brickbats, mud and whatever else they can find at their Democratic opponent.

Ms. Clinton continues to ride along upon long-nurtured name recognition, even after having lost 11 (or 12) consecutive contests and falling behind by about 150 delegates, while surrogates do their level bests to slander and demean Mr. Obama, and scare voters into bringing a new era of corruption back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Through it all, Senator Clinton has the temerity to insist how honored she is to share the spotlight with Senator Obama, and claim a genuine liking of, and friendship with, her opponent from Illinois. Perhaps her strategies and tactics will have no lasting effect on the Democratic electorate, even if they succeed. Perhaps Democrats, Independents, disaffected Republicans and others will overlook Ms. Clinton’s perennially high negatives, and lift her to victory over Senator John McCain.

At this point, however, I think it more likely that what Team Clinton has been doing will have the effect suggested by Benjamin Franklin in the following observation:
“Thou canst not joke an enemy into a friend, but thou may’st a friend into an enemy.”

Wouldn’t it be ironic if nominating Ms. Clinton was the best thing the Democratic Party could do for the Republicans in 2008?

Team Clinton At It Again

 Meanwhile, back in the Democratic campaign for the presidential nomination, we are once again faced with an ongoing, often well-disguised, strategy of Obama character assassination and fear mongering, perpetuated by various Clintons and their minions.

I am an emancipated man.

A woman president will be a good thing for the U.S., when the right woman comes along. Hillary Clinton IS NOT that woman. I can imagine few other women of prominence with more baggage or cloudier ethics. I believe she is quite capable of doing whatever she thinks is necessary to win, although she has failed mightily in the past as well.

 We have seen that “win at all costs” mentality at work in America before, and I am hopeful my fellow voters are beginning to realize how divisive that tactic is in the end, and how cheap the most expensive victory can become.Or perhaps more accurately, how costly a “Clinton-style” campaign can be, win or lose.

Ultimately, I am not as concerned about electing a woman president in my lifetime as I am about encouraging new generations of Americans to take part in politics and society again, with courage, hope and optimism.

I believe Hillary Clinton is the wrong person at the right time to achieve those ends - by any means.

As it relates to the “scorched earth” nature of Team Clinton vis-a-vis Barack Obama and anyone else in their path, my opinion echoes that of Benjamin Franklin, who noted quite astutely more than 250 years ago:

“He that scatters Thorns, let him not go barefoot.”

Primaries, Caucuses and A Plan of Conduct

As we in the U.S. continue to winnow the field of prospective presidential candidates through primaries and caucuses, I am once again reminded of a bit of personal philosophy uttered by perhaps our country’s most famous founder not to become president.

The following declarations, or “Plan of Conduct,” by Ben Franklin, are reprinted from Robert Walsh, “Life of Benjamin Franklin,” Delaplaine’s Repository of the Lives and Portraits of Distinguished Americans (Philadelphia, 1815-17), II, 51-2.

Keep in mind Franklin was quite a young man when he composed these propositions in 1726.

“Those who write of the art of poetry teach us that if we would write what may be worth the reading, we ought always, before we begin, to form a regular plan and design of our piece: otherwise, we shall be in danger of incongruity. I am apt to think it is the same as to life. I have never fixed a regular design in life; by which means it has been a confused variety of different scenes. I am now entering upon a new one: let me, therefore, make some resolutions, and form some scheme of action, that, henceforth, I may live in all respects like a rational creature.

1. It is necessary for me to be extremely frugal for some time, till I have paid what I owe.

2. To endeavour to speak truth in every instance; to give nobody expectations that are not likely to be answered, but aim at sincerity in every word and action—the most amiable excellence in a rational being.

3. To apply myself industriously to whatever business I take in hand, and not divert my mind from my business by any foolish project of growing suddenly rich; for industry and patience are the surest means of plenty.

4. I resolve to speak ill of no man whatever, not even in a matter of truth; but rather by some means excuse the faults I hear charged upon others, and upon proper occasions speak all the good I know of every body.”

History has shown the extent to which Ben Franklin followed through on his early life plan, and the width and breadth of his achievements.

Think, if you will, about each potential president still in the hunt, and imagine if you can, whether any one of them could live up to these four simple proscriptions for behavior.

Now imagine for a moment or two what the United States of America, great as it may have been - or continue to be - through its history, how much more just, fair, accomplished, respected, rational and productive our nation could have been… And indeed, may yet still be.

Is there a Benjamin Franklin running for president this year?

© 2008 TS Tyler All Rights Reserved

I’m Billary!

Did you know Benjamin Franklin was an avid poet/lyricist?

He enjoyed using familiar rhyming schemes and popular melodies as vehicles for his often acerbic wit. The following is an example of Ben’s take on those who are just a bit less than genuine:

EQUIVOCATION

by: Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

    • OME have learn’t many tricks of sly evasion,
      Instead of truth they use equivocation,
      And eke it out with mental reservation,
      Which, to good men, is an abomination.
      Our smith of late most wonderfully swore,
      That whilst he breathed he would drink no more,
      But since, I know his meaning, for I think,
      He meant he would not breathe whilst he did drink.

“Equivocation” is reprinted from Poor Richard’s Almanack. January, 1736.

In the spirit of the founding father at the heart of this blog, I offer my own bit of verse as a reaction to the recent confrontations, manipulations and cynical machinations of a former U.S. president and his would-be president spouse:

I’m Billary, You Bet I Am
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Sung to the tune of
Herman’s Hermits’
I’m Henry VIII I Am
(MurrayWeston)
- written in 1911
- popularized in England by Harry Champion

I’m Billary, you bet I am
Hillary’s my name and Bill’s my man
We were your president two times before
Praise the internet and old Al Gore
And now we’re back – yes - it’s Billary (Billary)
Now we can both be President again (again)
So go out and vote for Billary
Billary for Prez again!

Second verse lame as the first

I’m Billary, I’m not Hussein
That’s Barack Obama’s middle name
He’s a Halfrican who shoots up dope
I’m a cracker from a town called Hope
It’s two for one – yes - it’s Billary (Billary)
Yeah, you can have a woman and a man (a man)
So go out and vote for Billary
Billary for Prez again!

I’m Billary, you bet I am
Hillary’s my name and Bill’s my man
We were your president two times before
Praise the internet and old Al Gore
And now we’re back – yes - it’s Billary (Billary)
Now we can both be President again (again)
So go out and vote for Billary
Billary for Prez again!

B-I-L-L-A-R-Y
Billary (Billary)
Billary (Billary)
Billary until the bitter end
Billary for Prez again!

Yeah!

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Okay, so I’m no Ben Franklin. But then, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton are no fearless leaders, either.

Focus the Nation on Politics As Usual

Benjamin Franklin was largely apolitical during the first half of his life, focusing his curiosity, intelligence and energies on business and self-improvement. The second half found Franklin as involved in politics as anyone before or since.

For several decades now, young Americans seem to have been following suit. Voter turnout among 18 to 30 year-olds has been pretty dismal, considering the ongoing enormity of the stakes.

This year seems to present the first major influx of younger voters since the Vietnam War and selective service. The vast majority of these youthful voters appear to support a Democrat, Barack Obama, a relatively young man, himself.

As far as I can tell, the remaining candidates of all stripes appear to hew closely to the habit expressed by Franklin’s entry in Poor Richard’s Almanack:

• “To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish.” •

I won’t characterize the nature of this year’s crop of presidential hopefuls, except to say how familiar their tactics and strategies seem to be… Especially those which endeavor to win favor by any means necessary.

I’m not as young as I used to be (but then, I often imagine the alternative ;-), yet I have begun to lean toward the swelling ranks of today’s newer voters. I’m tired to the bone of the same old –same old, and I sure don’t want to continue with this new-fangled American dynastic trend we seem destined to pursue.

I know Ben and Poor Richard would have bemoaned a new monarchy, were they here today.

© 2008 TS Tyler All Rights Reserved

Francis Folger Franklin, Ben's son
The young Benjamin Franklin: A future monarchist, who would one day see the light, and electrify the masses.

America’s Royal Rumble

As we sail ever closer to a national election, only days from “Super Tuesday” on February 5, I am reminded of Benjamin “Poor Richard Saunders” Franklin remark from his Almanack:

“Here comes the Orator! with his Flood of Words, and his Drop of Reason.”

These next two weeks will revolve around many of the same words flooding from each presidential candidate, repeated over and over again, and reinforced through a barrage of multi-media advertising.

While we are little enlightened by the endless repetition, a la Robert Redford’s The Candidate, we may be able to better discern the “drop of reason” about which Franklin spoke. According to dictionary definitions, “reason” may be taken to mean a thoughtful explanation. That being the case, we can ignore nearly all the thousands of words used to obfuscate or malign, and focus on those intended to intelligently inform us about a candidate’s goals.

If we pay attention now to each precious “drop of reason,” we may pay a lower price later for our voting decisions.

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Above: Trying to read between the lines in an earlier American election cycle. Sometimes there is reason to be found in the feelings behind the image.

Kwame Kilpatrick, Christine Beatty and Catalog Choice

Benjamin Franklin was among the most widely read writers and publishers in the 18th century.

He was also a very sly and creative entrepreneurial type, not above a bit of marketing sleight-of-hand.

This posting isn’t about Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, his alleged dalliances with Ms. Christine Beatty, or the magic of Catalog Choice. These just happen to be hot topics right now, and with any luck, might bring a few new looks to this here Ben Franklin blog.

Franklin’s written verbosity was the result of a little schooling and a lifetime of voracious reading. His take on formal learning might be summed up by this quote from his highly successful series of annuals, Poor Richard’s Almanack:

• “The learned fool writes nonsense in better language that the unlearned - but it’s still nonsense.” •

This space, and the others here in the WHBN, are dedicated to bringing back to light the wit, wisdom, insight and humor of personalities through the ages, and seeing just how relevant their observations can be today.

Just as reinventing the wheel is roundly dismissed as foolish, so it would be to forget that the past has much to teach the present about the future.

Over the next few months, the WHBN will be undergoing a complete upgrade and reorganization, as we endeavor to create a more rewarding experience for our contributors and visitors. I hope you’ll stop by often to check out what’s old and new again.

© 2008 TS Tyler All Rights Reserved

Let My People Go

Benjamin Franklin was doggedly determined for many years to improve the lives of American colonists by negotiating with Great Britain for greater autonomy and freedom. At the very least, his goal was to secure a more reasonable British perspective on, and more charitable parental understanding of, its children in the “New World.”

Following decades of disappointment and official rebuff, his outlook on Mother England tarnished. Franklin eventually lost his youthful admiration for Great Britain, royalty in general, and the folly of empire building in particular.

As was his custom, he approached the latter through writing and discourse, contributing a thesis on empire deconstruction for common consumption a scant two years before he and his fellow colonists would begin the unexpectedly successful journey toward independence from Great Britain.

The following is the last of Franklin’s recommendations from Rules by Which a Great Empire May Be Reduced to a Small One, first appeared in The Public Advertiser, September 11, 1773.

• “XX Lastly, Invest the General of your Army in the Provinces with great and unconstitutional Powers, and free him from the Controul of even your own Civil Governors. Let him have Troops enow under his Command, with all the Fortresses in his Possession; and who knows but (like some provincial Generals in the Roman Empire, and encouraged by the universal Discontent you have produced) he may take it into his Head to set up for himself. If he should, and you have carefully practised these few excellent Rules of mine, take my Word for it, all the Provinces will immediately join him, and you will that Day (if you have not done it sooner) get rid of the Trouble of governing them, and all the Plagues attending their Commerce and Connection from thenceforth and for ever.” •

It would be nearly two centuries, but eventually the British Empire would completely unravel, as had every other empire since people began keeping records of such things.

Ben Franklin was largely self-educated, although he received numerous honorary degrees and doctorates during his lifetime. His achievements came following experimentation, investigation and historical examination; however, I believe much of his success was derived from his determination and simple common sense.

These days we hear a lot about “nation building.” In some cases, this practice appears to be a humanitarian response to statewide collapse and chaos. In others, the effort smacks more of empire, than nation, building. More benign on its face, perhaps, but underneath, the same seeds of discord may already have taken root.

Franklin offered a complete list of twenty steps by which a great empire might be reduced to a small one, but I suggest that only a single step is required to begin the process – that which sets about creating one in the first place.

© 2008 TS Tyler All Rights Reserved

Spare Some Change?

The following comes from a letter written on March 9, 1790 by Ben Franklin to Ezra Stiles, a Congregational minister and president of Yale College, responding to specific questions by Stiles regarding Franklin’s “opinion concerning Jesus of Nazareth” (written when sick at 86 years old — Franklin died a few weeks later on 4/17/90):

“As to Jesus of Nazareth, my opinion of whom you particularly desire, I think the system of morals and his religion, as he left them to us, the best the world ever saw or is likely to see; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting changes, and I have, with most of the present dissenters in England some doubts as to his [Jesus] divinity; though it is a question I do not dogmatize upon, having never studied it, and think it needless to busy myself with it now, when I expect soon an opportunity of knowing the truth with less trouble. I see no harm, however, in its being believed, if that belief has the good consequence, as it probably has, of making his doctrines more respected and better observed; especially as I do not perceive, that the Supreme take it amiss, by distinguishing the unbelievers in his government of the world with any particular marks of his displeasure.”

The 2008 election season has officially begun in the U.S. Some surprises have resulted so far, with more undoubtedly awaiting in the weeks to come. Some call this year’s political landscape “historic,” i.e.; first woman, Italian, black, Mormon, etc. There may even be a real difference between our choices this time around!

One aspect of each candidate’s personal doctrine has not deviated from the norm, however: each is a self-described Christian of one stripe or another. Each has indicated their personal relationship with God (through Christ) “informs” their outlook, opinions and decision-making process.

Thursday’s caucuses also brought one theme home again and again, and in both parties: Change! Change is the watchword this year. Change is the rallying cry!

I’m ready for change! I’ll fight for change! I’ll lead for a change! I am the change!

With a common religion and apparently universal theme under girding most of the candidates and campaigns, I wonder whether any of them are familiar with Franklin’s famous quote regarding Christianity and politics:

“He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world.”

I also wonder if any of our would-be presidents are talking about that kind of change, and if so, believe they could bring Ben’s suggestion to fruition.

Do you think the principles of primitive Christianity (which are echoed in most organized religions) can put a smile on the face of the world, or are organized religions standing in the way of lasting change?

© 2008 TSTyler All Rights Reserved

Keeping Christmas

Benjamin Franklin makes note of Christmas many times in his various collected writings, most often in respect to family, friends and caring for the less fortunate.

Although like many others living during his enlightened time, he continued to question the “nature” of Christ up until his own death, Ben Franklin never wavered in his admiration for, and attempted adherence to, the principles attributed to Jesus of Nazareth.

During his lifetime, and for generations thereafter, the term “keeping Christmas” was widely spoken (Franklin himself used the expression) and referred to both sharing the occasion with friends and loved ones, as well as maintaining a humane, forgiving, conscientious, Christ-like spirit all through the year.

The following quotes are taken from Poor Richard’s Almanack, and are a reflection of the noted deist’s point of view on Christmas:

• “In Christmas feasting pray take care; Let not your table be a Snare; But with the Poor God’s Bounty share.” •

• “Let no pleasure tempt thee, no profit allure thee, no persuasion move thee, to do anything which thou knowest to be evil; so shalt thou always live jollity; for a good conscience is a continual Christmas.” •

Christmas in his day had not yet become the organized, cynical, commercialized, staged event it is in 2007. For Franklin and his contemporaries, December 25th was a time to gather and reflect upon the year passing and that to come, and reach out more than ever to those in need of a little comfort and joy.

The only logical way to “keep Christmas” in our time might be taking part in a perennial cycle of gift giving and getting, tree-lighting ceremonies and organized pomp and pageantry.

For some believers there is a battle today to keep “Christ” in Christmas, rather than keeping Christmas itself, as if they were somehow separable, and as if they themselves were not equally as responsible as anyone else if indeed, neither was being done well.

In the 18th century as in the 21st, some people —perhaps more now than ever —have always prided them selves on possessing superior piety and a truer understanding of God’s will. Hence, “keeping Christmas” for them is less involved with doing right toward all people, than it is in being right, and self-righteous about their own particular beliefs.

Franklin always opposed organized religious dogma, believing it stood in the way of those wanting merely to share in common cause the essential goodness embodied by one’s understanding of faith, and what Abraham Lincoln would later refer to as “the better angels of our nature.”

Adjusting for time, tide and actuary tables, Poor Richard’s Almanack was one of the most successful publications of its kind in history. For many, its contents contained words to live by, and many read them and re-read them, and tried to do just that.

I wonder what Franklin’s Poor Richard would have to say about our modern Christmas if he published his “almanack” today.”

And I wonder… Would anyone read it?